karkatsaysfuck:

etceteraface:

rycbar123-4:

So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

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I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

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Then I remove the Styrofoam…

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The fuck?

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A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

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LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS

Are you Luna Lovegood

Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs

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And on the seventh day, he took a Motrin and laid down

sabriel-otp:

tealdragon:

consulting-cannibal:

catinthefedora:

drawsshits:

thearchangeltrickster:

God: Gabe, stop, I’m working.
Gabriel: I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING TOOOOOOO!
God: Here’s a box of parts, go nuts.
God: -several hours later- Gabe? Where are you, my son?
Gabriel: DAD, LOOKIT!
God: Dafuq is that?
Gabriel: A PLATYPUS!

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OHMYGODS, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THAT!

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They don’t do much

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ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

the-snowflake-owl:

speedyturtlebutt:

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

YES

Orlando Bloom is my hero.

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mendedpixie:

MENDEDPIXIE’S 400 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY

I’m about 30 followers away from 400, so this giveaway is to celebrate that achievement, and to thank my followers for sticking around. 

PRIZES:

FIRST PLACE:

Gypsy complete book and lyrics by Arthur Laurents and Stephen Sondheim

Into the Woods complete book and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim and James Lapine

SECOND PLACE

The Book of Mormon complete book and lyrics by Trey Parker, Robert Lopez, and Matt Stone

Avenue Q complete book and lyrics by Robert Lopez, Jeff Marx, and Jeff Whitty

THIRD PLACE:

Next to Normal complete book and lyrics by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorke

RULES: 

You must be following me.

You must NOT be a giveaway blog (I’ll be checking).

Only reblogs count. You can like for bookmarking/appreciation purposes, but likes won’t count towards winning.

Everyone is allowed to enter a total of six times, via reblogs. DO NOT reblog more than six times!

The winners will be chosen via a random drawing.

I will choose the winners of the giveaway the day I reach 400 followers, and I will also announce that the contest is closed on that day.

I will reblog this post once a day until then.

I will notify the winners of the giveaway 1-2 days after the closing of the contest.

If a winner doesn’t respond in 2 days time, I will redraw for another winner of that prize.

Do not delete these rules/commentary!

Have fun, and good luck!

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