Jennifer's Distraction

Hello My name is jeff or Crazy lady or Jenny T... I'm snarky and rude and wise! Acording to the fandoms : I'm a SuperWhoLocker, a Psychopath, a Faller, a Gogglehead, A Deviant, a Tuber, a Bich, a Smasher, a camper (sometimes), and some other names... How many peeps?
Asker Anonymous Asks:
Do you wanna eat the snowman?
jennythepolarbear jennythepolarbear Said:

stupidfortherightreasons:

edsheeranturtle101:

stupidfortherightreasons:

edsheeranturtle101:

stupidfortherightreasons:

iSN’T THAT JUST EATING WATER???

You eat water?

DON’T JUDGE MY LIFE CHOICES

I’m not. It’s just that I found someone that does the same thing as me

Oh okay I will accept you into my clan of people who eat water, then.

lillianorchid:

Oh gosh, can someone write of a fic like this please? lol XD

(via flowerofthebarricade)

makinjakenpancakes:

Hells no Jake! Don’t you leave me here! I only have like 5 people I like on here, you should stay… Unless you have a twitter or some shit where I can harass you ^.^

I have the most boring Twitter account ever. @phatjake btw

Ahahaha *casually stalks friends of new twitter account*

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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(via linatrinch)

ultrafacts:

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moonblossom:

martinfreeman:

please say tank top and not the other thing

Suitable alternatives: Undershirt, ribbed vest, singlet. Unsuitable alternatives: the other thing.

(via iamtonysexual)

cosplayresources:

I seriously cannot believe that I haven’t come across this tutorial before! This tutorial by ElenaLeetah is on How to Make Lightweight Wings, and the end result is absolutely incredible! 

Check out the original on Deviantart: http://elenaleetah.deviantart.com/art/Tutorial-How-to-make-light-weight-wings-Kamael-348626950

(via nipahdubs)

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

(via mishasminions)

linatrinch:

They keep saying on Twitter that he’s just working with the Tech team and directing work. That sort of stuff. He’s said himself that he’s not playing Trickster/Gabriel.

It’s entirely possible that we’ll have to wait and see, since this is for the last and second to last eps for this season, but yeah. That’s what Twitter says. Don’t freak out, guys. PSA.

That was a hella lie, Brochacho

keyblade-assassin:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

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And then the famine hit…

(via pomosaur)

derpfire:

SEND IN THE MEANEST THINGS YOU CAN THINK OF. 
AND I’LL RATE IT ON A MEANNESS LEVEL FROM 1-10. 
(10 being you made me cry and wanna go live in a hole) 

getoutofmycassbutt:

the return of diestel

(via oh-my-crowley)

army-men-and-legos:

New York Times Article on Supernatural

Guys take a moment to write the author and thank him for his sincere and respectful article!!

(via get-your-ass-in-the-impala)